Know Whos There When You Need Someone the Most Memes
Knock-knock jokes are famous for their repetitive and universally recognized format. They've earned somewhat of a bad rap, equally the least funny knock-knock jokes tend to be the most famous. Only the best knock-knock jokes for kids and adults are non but tolerable simply genuinely funny and very lightheaded. They may come up in corny packaging, just they bring laughter anyhow (and maybe some grumbling.) Knock-knock jokes may rank ane step beneath baby drum sets and just to a higher place the baby shark song in terms of their ability to badger parents. Just that's kind of the point. Knock-knock jokes welcome corniness and their subsequent eye rolls with welcoming arms.
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So is there a way to make knock-knock jokes for kids funny, or even just bearable, for adults? Believe it or not, killer knock-knock jokes do exist. "I believe what makes knock-knock jokes fun is the fact that they are interactive," says Rob Elliot , dad joke extraordinaire and author of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. "Y'all have to respond to get to the punch line. This makes them fun for kids and their families ⏤ even if parents are not peculiarly fans of knock-knock jokes."
Elliot suggests seeking surprising jokes to notice the funniest (and corniest) knock-knock jokes for kids. Otherwise, look for jokes that "poke fun at knock-knock jokes or nigh hearing another knock-knock joke … because we all know subsequently too many, they drive u.s.a. all a bit crazy."
Here are 131 killer knock-knock jokes for kids and adults, including a few good ones from Elliot's book, plus several corny new ones.
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- Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you're not strong! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie matter you lot can exercise I can ameliorate! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I'll tell yous another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are yous so excited about?! - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
I am.
I am who?
Don't yous fifty-fifty know who you are?! - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
A foliage.
A leafage who?
A leaf y'all lone if you leafage me lone. - Knock, knock.
Who'due south there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A tiss-who is for blowing your olfactory organ.
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Tin I accept a hug and a quiche? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know yous liked Japanese poetry! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A niggling old lady.
A little former lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Double.
Double who?
West! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Assistant who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orangish you glad I didn't say assistant? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive adjacent door. Hi neighbor! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul in that location is — in that location ain't no more! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Admire who?
Adore is between you and me, then please open up! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita potable of h2o so please let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you? - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nunya business! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
June.
June who?
June know how long I've been knocking out here? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom! - Knock, knock.
Who'southward at that place?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, knock.
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, they do. - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Carl.
Carl who?
A Carl go you in that location faster than a bike. - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
To.
To who?
No, it'south to whom! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Cash.
Cash who?
No cheers, simply I'd love some peanuts. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thank you, I use Bing or Google. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Contro-
OK, now you say control freak who? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do yous know? - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open up, then I knocked. - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec information technology when you ask me questions. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasance to meet yous! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, yous're too young! - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight? - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
I recall information technology's pronounced Idaho. - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
I need a puh.
I demand a puh-who?
And then why don't y'all find a toilet! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome. - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you recollect you are request me so many questions? - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Boo.
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity doesn't knock twice! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open volition you lot? - Knock, knock.
Who'due south there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later on! - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I'grand dwowning! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let'south make some noise! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Islamic republic of iran.
Iran who?
Islamic republic of iran all the way here! - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Doc.
Dr. who?
No, no, simply the doctor. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, OK? - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really, you lot're a shoe? Uh, OK. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell! - Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police force, open up! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police force.
Constabulary who?
Police hurry, I've got to go to the bathroom. - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or nosotros'll suspension downwards the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor manus and dance the boogie! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
I am.
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Anudder.
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know? - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the terminal harbinger! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the manner? - Knock, knock.
Who'south at that place?
…
…uncomfortable silence who?
It's no employ, I forgot my name again. - Knock, knock.
Who'south at that place?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing then loudly so everyone can hear me! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis v plus five! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open up or am I stuck out here? - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Cow.
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie style can you let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I'one thousand bored! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Really, it'due south Kangaroo. - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never listen, it's pointless. - Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Yous expect a cabbage to have a concluding name? - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin yous! Now paw over the cash. - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
You didn't call back me! - Knock, knock.
Who'south in that location?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour craven! - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size. - Knock, knock.
Who'south at that place?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Cows become.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo. - Moo.
(Confusion) Who's there?
A time-traveling cow. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, information technology's common cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thank.
Thank who?
You're welcome!
- Knock, knock.
Who's in that location?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that'southward why I knocked! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Sounds like y'all have a common cold! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo yous think y'all're going? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who'south there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH - Knock, knock.
Who'southward at that place?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to unlock the door? - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Horsp.
Horsp who?
Did you just say, "horse poo?" - Knock, knock.
Who'due south there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could utilise? - Knock, knock.
Who'south in that location?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are y'all a sus scrofa or an owl? - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew yous wanna trip the light fantastic? - Knock knock.
Who'southward there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling, they hating… - Knock, knock.
Who'south at that place?
Someone too brusque to reach the doorbell! - Knock, knock
Who's in that location?
Interrupting sheep.
Interrupting sheep w…
Baaaaaaaaa. - Knock, knock.
Who'south at that place?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you lot tell by my vocalisation? - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U-talking to me? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goat.
Caprine animal who?
Become to the front end door and find out! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Redo? OK. Knock, knock. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A kish.
A kish who?
I don't know her proper name. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cuck.
Cuck who?
What, are you a clock now?
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bam.
Bam who?
Bam who is what pandas eat. Permit's go out for pizza. - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Dijiri.
Dijiri who?
(Makes spitting audio like a didgeridoo) - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Peeka.
Peeka who?
Oh, there you are! - Knock, knock.
Who'due south in that location?
Tat.
Tat who?
I've e'er thought y'all'd wait good with an anchor on your arm. - Knock, knock.
Who'due south at that place?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in honey and war - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe anytime yous'll recognize me! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person. - Knock, knock.
Who'southward there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be squeamish if you opened the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's at that place?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, please. - Knock, knock.
Who'due south in that location?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore manus from knocking! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I'll tell you! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
- Knock, knock.
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